Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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