I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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