when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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