I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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