Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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