Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Randomize
