At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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