i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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