Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Randomize
