you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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