only if we run a train.
done.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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