I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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