Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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