shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
this hospital has no fireball
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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