I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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