you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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