What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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