I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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