OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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