oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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