My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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