its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
In America we eat man semen.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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