He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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