The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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