how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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