Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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