all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Can I color on your dick again?
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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