Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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