I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
the raccoons are back...
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