I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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