Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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