So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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