"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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