I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I fill condoms, not promises.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
