I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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