I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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