your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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