Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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