Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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