i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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