one two three fourrrrnication!
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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