Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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