did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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