so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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