So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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