Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Welp...herpes.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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