and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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