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no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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