Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
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