stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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