what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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