You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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