So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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