i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
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