We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I want to be your penis for a week.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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