I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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