I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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