so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
