I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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